Friday, February 18, 2011

Hunting and Gathering

After a lot of serious self-reflection, I decided I'm not ready to drop everything and go live as a hunter gatherer, but only because I'm bad at a lot of the necessary survival skills. We just got back from living with the Hadza, a group of hunter gatherers in Tanzania. My image of hunter gatherers was a bunch of people collecting berries from sunrise to sundown. Wrong. The women are able to gather enough roots to provide a days worth of nutrients for themselves and the men in only a few hours of foraging.
Men, on the other hand, "hunt" all day long. We went on a "hunt" with them, but I suspect it was really a honey gathering mission, because honey is what makes the world go round for the Hadza. They kept telling us we were hunting giraffe and there was one just over this ridge, but all we ever did was collect honey.
Before going we had read that the honey from the valley where the Hadza stay is highly valuable, but no other group has tried to harvest it. I wondered why, but then I saw the collection of the honey and I understood. This is the process:
  • beehives are located within trees
  • When the Hadza spot the telltale signs of a beehive (not sure what these are, I assume they're bees and maybe a buzzing sound) they build a fire
  • They climb the tree
  • They use an axe to hack a hole in the tree about a foot below the beehive
  • They put a smoking log from the fire into the hole
  • The smoke rises, slightly disorienting the bees but mostly just pissing them off and getting them to buzz around
  • When most of the bees have left the hive, the Hadza man simply reaches up into the hole and grabs huge pieces of honeycomb. Needless to say, they suffer numerous bee stings, they just don't give a shit
The honey is by far the best I've ever tasted, but they eat so much. On our hunt we found four different beehives and collected honey from all of them. At the last one, one of the men came up to me and told me that the bees were very dangerous and pointed to his eyes. I found out later that those bees are the type that specifically try to sting you in your eyes. (notice the frightened look on my face in the picture above.) I probably ate the equivalent of two of those bear-shaped bottles of honey. On the hunt I went on we ate all the honey we collected (they told me they consume over 20 pounds of honey a week), but the Hadza usually trade it to neighboring tribes for four-inch long nails that they pound into arrowheads and marijuana that they smoke. And a lot.
They probably hunt in earnest when they don't have four loud tourists tromping around behind them. In fact, a Hadza man's only possessions are the clothes on his back, an axe (for collecting honey), and handmade bows and arrows. They put a strong natural poison on the arrow just below the arrow head. They hunt every animal except elephants because their poison isn't strong enough to kill elephants. I met an old man who told me he'd killed over 20 giraffes in his life.
We're taught from a very young age that the history of life on earth is: 
  1. big bang
  2. lava
  3. bacteria
  4. fish
  5. lizards
  6. mammals
  7. chimpanzees
  8. hunter gatherers
  9. farmers
  10. modern man
What I learned from this week is that that's false. We're not the next step in the evolutionary process-- we represent a radical break from the hunter gatherers. The simple difference between our societies is that they don't believe in the concept of personal wealth. Because they don't believe in wealth they have an egalitarian society; the men don't control the wealth, so they don't subjugate the women. We split up into four groups and hunted and the only thing anyone caught all day was a hyrax, a guinea pig like creature, but they shared it equally between everyone-- it didn't matter who caught it. When they make decisions, everyone in the group gets a say, and they usually come to a consensus.
They don't lead hard lives-- if they do any hard manual labor, it's only for a couple hours a day. The rest of the time is spent hunting/collecting honey, or singing and dancing. They were also very easy to interact with on a personal level even though most of us know very little Swahili. Every single other group of people in Tanzania has had serious drought and starvation in the last 50 years except the Hadza.
The first night I was there we were talking to the Hadza around a fire. One of the men, Moshi, told us there were no kids in the camp because they had all gone out to collect fruit three days ago. I was a little alarmed by that and I asked when they would be back. He said he didn't know, but that it had been raining for the last three days, and where they went there is no shelter from the rain, so he thought they would probably return soon. Now I was a little horrified and I asked if they had asked permission to go. He started laughing hysterically and said, "why would they ask for permission? There is nothing wrong with collecting fruit!" Kids acquire all the necessary survival skills by the time they're seven or eight years old, and it's not uncommon for them to go out by themselves.
The Hadza are only located about 30 miles south of the Laetoli footprints, the oldest archaeological evidence of homo sapiens. There is evidence that their valley has been inhabited constantly for over 100,000 years, and the land looks pretty much the same as it did 100,000 years ago. Just something to think about in the context of global warming.
In other news, the little kids there were just like the kids Meru in that they cried every time I came close to them. I also didn't shower all week.

Aaron




Monday, February 7, 2011

Hell's Gate

Just got back from Hell's Gate National Park, the place where the Lion King and one of the Tombraider movies were filmed. We got there at 7:00 am and stayed until 6:00 pm. There are no fences in the park and we saw zebras, giraffes, Antelopes, Warthogs, Buffalos, Elands, and a bunch of birds. There are leopards, cheetahs, and hyenas in the park but we didn't see any. Also saw the gorge where Mufasa died. It was pretty treacherous in all fairness.
The absence of fences and the presence of deadly animals made me think a lot about self defense, and how I would fight the different animals. This is the Aaron Lesser guide to survival in the African wilderness based entirely on thoughts I had while deliriously wandering around in the sun today.
For the sake of argument, I'm going to assume you have access to a slightly sharp and sturdy stick and a large rock.
Leopards, cheetahs, and other big cats: Stare into the cats eyes. Do not break eye contact. If you have yarn or anything like that, use it. Wait for the cat to charge (it will) and hold your sharpened stick at a 45 degree angle to the ground. The rest should take care of itself.
Warthogs: Make sure you stay on your feet. Short, quick kicks to the head should make the warthog lose its appetite for mischief pretty quickly.
Hyenas: Despite their reputation, these are really dangerous. Be sombre and firm with hyenas.
Buffalo: I have no idea what I would do if a buffalo charged me.
Giraffe: It's all about the legs, hit the knees with your stick. Make sure you don't stand about 10 feet from the giraffe because then you're in the wheelhouse of its deadly swinging neck bashes.
Zebra: Your best bet is to execute a leaping mount. You'll know the zebra that was meant for you because it will try to kill you.
Antelope: Duck and cover, they just jump over you.

Sorry if this seems scattered, I'm writing this while watching the super bowl and I've been awake and in the sun for a lot of hours. I'm watching the game at the U.S. embassy. There's a law that all bars in Kenya must close at 11:00 pm, but because this bar is technically U.S. territory, no rules.
We're watching the game on AFN, (Armed Forces Network) a network that caters specifically to American soldiers abroad. None of the regularly scheduled commercials are on. Instead there's just Colin Powell and someone named Robert M. Gates looking right into my eyes thanking me for my sacrifice to the country and telling me that I'm enabling everyone to watch back home. I'm starting to feel guilty because this praise is obviously not meant for me. Besides that there are a few racist commercials about a Chinese sensei teaching a soldier about benefits he can get when he returns from duty as well as a two second commercial promoting House.
On a side note, I really liked all the patriotism before the game. I have a few suggestions for next year:

  • Have celebrities read every word of the constitution and all the amendments, preferably one word at a time.
  • Instead of yellow flags have the officials throw American flags when someone commits a penalty.
  • Have a Toby Keith be the honorary quarterback for a play.
  • Burn an effigy of King George III.
This happened: my political science professor introduced himself and said he had three official kids, paused, and then did not elaborate.
Until next time.





Aaron